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Houston We Have Problems Funny Graphic Tee

$26.99
Color Dark Chocolate
Size S
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Mission control, please hold. The list is long.

The Houston We Have Problems Funny Graphic Tee is for the chronically overwhelmed — the ones whose problem-to-solution ratio is permanently imbalanced and who've decided the only appropriate response is a great shirt and a shrug. Relatable at a cosmic level.

Built on premium heavyweight cotton with an oversized streetwear silhouette, this tee is as comfortable as the moment you stop catastrophizing and just lean in. DTG-printed graphic stays crisp and clear no matter how many missions you're running simultaneously.

Perfect for dark humor apparel fans, anxiety streetwear enthusiasts, pop culture graphic tee collectors, and anyone whose therapist would appreciate seeing them wear something funny for once. Self-aware. Stylish. Slightly overwhelmed.

  • Oversized unisex streetwear fit
  • Premium heavyweight cotton
  • DTG-printed humor graphic
  • Soft pre-washed feel
  • Machine washable

More relatable chaos in our Dark Humor Apparel collection.

How does it fit?
Gildan 64000 Softstyle has a classic fit with a crew neckline. It runs true to size for most builds. Check the size chart above for exact measurements before ordering.

Will the print hold up after washing?
Yes. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing bonds ink into the fabric fibers. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low. The graphic stays vivid through 50+ washes without cracking or peeling.

How long does shipping take?
Each order is printed on demand. Production takes 2 to 3 business days. US shipping adds 3 to 5 business days. Total: typically 5 to 8 business days from order to doorstep. Free shipping on orders over $50.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide. International delivery varies by destination (7 to 20 business days). Duties and import taxes may apply and are the buyer's responsibility.

What is your return policy?
Because every item is made to order, we do not accept returns for sizing or preference. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, we will replace it at no cost. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo. View our full policy

Can I change or cancel my order?
Contact us within 2 hours of placing your order to make changes. After that, cancellation may not be possible as production may have already started.