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More Head as I Lose Hair Dark Humor Tee

$26.99
Color Dark Chocolate
Size S
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The math works out. The results speak for themselves. The hair does not.

The More Head as I Lose Hair Dark Humor Graphic Tee is for the optimists — the ones who've reframed the follicular situation entirely and arrived at a conclusion that is both logical and statistically interesting. Hair loss as a net positive. An inspiring perspective. A great shirt.

Printed on premium heavyweight cotton with an oversized streetwear silhouette, this tee makes the argument clearly and comfortably. The DTG-printed graphic delivers the punchline with the bold confidence of someone who has absolutely accepted their current scalp situation.

Perfect for dark humor apparel fans, bald or balding individuals with excellent senses of humor, NSFW graphic tee collectors, and anyone who's decided that the glass is half full regardless of what's on top.

  • Oversized unisex streetwear fit
  • Premium heavyweight cotton
  • DTG-printed bold text graphic
  • Soft pre-washed feel
  • Machine washable

More positive reframes in our Dark Humor Apparel collection.

How does it fit?
Gildan 64000 Softstyle has a classic fit with a crew neckline. It runs true to size for most builds. Check the size chart above for exact measurements before ordering.

Will the print hold up after washing?
Yes. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing bonds ink into the fabric fibers. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low. The graphic stays vivid through 50+ washes without cracking or peeling.

How long does shipping take?
Each order is printed on demand. Production takes 2 to 3 business days. US shipping adds 3 to 5 business days. Total: typically 5 to 8 business days from order to doorstep. Free shipping on orders over $50.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide. International delivery varies by destination (7 to 20 business days). Duties and import taxes may apply and are the buyer's responsibility.

What is your return policy?
Because every item is made to order, we do not accept returns for sizing or preference. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, we will replace it at no cost. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo. View our full policy

Can I change or cancel my order?
Contact us within 2 hours of placing your order to make changes. After that, cancellation may not be possible as production may have already started.