Always Swallows Dark Humor Graphic Tee

For the ones who never spit it out.

The Always Swallows Dark Humor Graphic Tee is exactly what it sounds like — a conversation starter that works on two levels. Graphic tee humor at its finest: bold enough to make people look twice, clever enough to make them laugh after.

Built on premium heavyweight cotton with an oversized streetwear silhouette, this tee is as comfortable as it is loud. DTG-printed graphic stays crisp and vivid through repeated wear — no cracking, no peeling, just consistent chaos.

Perfect for dark humor apparel lovers, edgy graphic tee collectors, NSFW streetwear fans, and anyone who appreciates a well-timed double entendre on cotton. A crowd-pleaser at festivals, house parties, and everywhere in between.

• Oversized unisex streetwear fit
• Premium heavyweight cotton
• DTG-printed bold graphic
• Soft pre-washed feel
• Machine washable

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How does it fit?
Gildan 64000 Softstyle has a classic fit with a crew neckline. It runs true to size for most builds. Check the size chart above for exact measurements before ordering.

Will the print hold up after washing?
Yes. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing bonds ink into the fabric fibers. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low. The graphic stays vivid through 50+ washes without cracking or peeling.

How long does shipping take?
Each order is printed on demand. Production takes 2 to 3 business days. US shipping adds 3 to 5 business days. Total: typically 5 to 8 business days from order to doorstep. Free shipping on orders over $50.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide. International delivery varies by destination (7 to 20 business days). Duties and import taxes may apply and are the buyer's responsibility.

What is your return policy?
Because every item is made to order, we do not accept returns for sizing or preference. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, we will replace it at no cost. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo. View our full policy

Can I change or cancel my order?
Contact us within 2 hours of placing your order to make changes. After that, cancellation may not be possible as production may have already started.