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Dost Thou Even Hoist T-Shirt

$26.99
Color Light Blue
Size S
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OEKO-TEX Standard 100 Cert No. 168252 - tested for harmful substances
US Cotton Trust Protocol Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
A lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee that blends medieval charm with gym humor. The front shows a detailed knight in armor hoisting a barbell beneath the ornate script “Dost thou Even Hoist?” — a playful, vintage-style design that reads like an old woodcut. It sits comfortably on the chest of a classic crew neck shirt and wears well alone or layered. Soft to the touch and breathable, this shirt carries a handcrafted, ironic energy that speaks to weightroom rituals and a love of historic flair. It flatters casual days at the gym, relaxed coffee runs, or low-key hangouts where a bit of wit and grit starts conversations.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth fit
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Printed using DTG/DTF methods for detailed, durable artwork (including sleeve/neck label prints)
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU compliance with 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

How does it fit?
Gildan 64000 Softstyle has a classic fit with a crew neckline. It runs true to size for most builds. Check the size chart above for exact measurements before ordering.

Will the print hold up after washing?
Yes. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing bonds ink into the fabric fibers. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low. The graphic stays vivid through 50+ washes without cracking or peeling.

How long does shipping take?
Each order is printed on demand. Production takes 2 to 3 business days. US shipping adds 3 to 5 business days. Total: typically 5 to 8 business days from order to doorstep. Free shipping on orders over $50.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide. International delivery varies by destination (7 to 20 business days). Duties and import taxes may apply and are the buyer's responsibility.

What is your return policy?
Because every item is made to order, we do not accept returns for sizing or preference. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, we will replace it at no cost. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo. View our full policy

Can I change or cancel my order?
Contact us within 2 hours of placing your order to make changes. After that, cancellation may not be possible as production may have already started.