{"product_id":"more-head-as-lose-hair-graphic-tee","title":"More Head as I Lose Hair Dark Humor Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe math works out. The results speak for themselves. The hair does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe More Head as I Lose Hair Dark Humor Graphic Tee is for the optimists — the ones who've reframed the follicular situation entirely and arrived at a conclusion that is both logical and statistically interesting. Hair loss as a net positive. An inspiring perspective. A great shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium heavyweight cotton with an oversized streetwear silhouette, this tee makes the argument clearly and comfortably. The DTG-printed graphic delivers the punchline with the bold confidence of someone who has absolutely accepted their current scalp situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for dark humor apparel fans, bald or balding individuals with excellent senses of humor, NSFW graphic tee collectors, and anyone who's decided that the glass is half full regardless of what's on top.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversized unisex streetwear fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium heavyweight cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG-printed bold text graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft pre-washed feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore positive reframes in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dark-humor-apparel\"\u003eDark Humor Apparel\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":46524572991542,"sku":"80266584293410187041","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":46524573024310,"sku":"11969949941248158102","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":46524573057078,"sku":"96525491750721812715","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46524573089846,"sku":"30832448240548982136","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46524573122614,"sku":"49753041696573814927","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":46524573155382,"sku":"49494020173696614161","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":46524573188150,"sku":"37434232437175503296","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":46524573220918,"sku":"75735975965665122822","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":46524573253686,"sku":"27262726185353081955","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46524573286454,"sku":"32151945779872092998","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46524573319222,"sku":"18763577826956185052","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":46524573351990,"sku":"64594546769627007353","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":46524573384758,"sku":"16243267656056175109","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":46524573417526,"sku":"13061186618134943042","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46524573450294,"sku":"80877004001177032045","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46524573483062,"sku":"27240005902453923238","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":46524573515830,"sku":"14386187185712915987","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":46524573548598,"sku":"30923886516009577128","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":46524573581366,"sku":"20668062827625990765","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46524573614134,"sku":"22467079640171032095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46524573646902,"sku":"31719210414347849509","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46524573679670,"sku":"33621750045974930036","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":46524573712438,"sku":"20298530362986409191","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":46524573745206,"sku":"20033076094090539361","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":46524573777974,"sku":"14636385763431311000","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46524573810742,"sku":"11896810112713889391","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46524573843510,"sku":"19374625542901538486","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46524573876278,"sku":"42261639402049235384","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":46524573909046,"sku":"92697346626324310798","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46524573941814,"sku":"30425815396658996539","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/6860\/3446\/files\/6062242324724165350_2048.jpg?v=1780840474","url":"https:\/\/inkhaus.shop\/products\/more-head-as-lose-hair-graphic-tee","provider":"Ink Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}