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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.02 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.49 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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The graphic shows a shadowy figure with a raised paw and crackling lightning, captioned “Not Now Kitten,” with an extra line about corporate mania. It feels like a private joke you wear out: cozy against the skin, easy to layer, and bold enough to start conversations. Wear it while lounging with friends, running errands, or tipping your hat to the absurdities of modern life. The smooth ring-spun cotton keeps the print sharp and comfortable, while thoughtful construction (tubular knit, ribbed collar, shoulder tape) helps the tee keep its shape wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced materials (OEKO-TEX® certified)\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printing options for crisp sleeve, neck label, and front graphics\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors 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