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Sir Cumcise Dark Humor Wordplay Graphic Tee

$26.99
Color Dark Chocolate
Size S
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A noble name. A loaded title. A shirt for the historically aware.

The Sir Cumcise Dark Humor Wordplay Graphic Tee is the original — the founding knight of the INKHAUS medieval wordplay collection. A name that works on multiple levels simultaneously and earns the delayed laugh that makes it the best kind of humor: the one you don't catch until you've already read it twice.

Crafted on premium heavyweight cotton with an oversized streetwear silhouette, this tee carries the wordplay with the commitment of a true knight. DTG-printed graphic is bold and clean — the punchline is in the name, and the name is on the shirt.

Perfect for wordplay graphic tee fans, dark humor apparel collectors, medieval humor enthusiasts, and anyone who reads a shirt title, pauses, reads it again, and then absolutely needs it.

  • Oversized unisex streetwear fit
  • Premium heavyweight cotton
  • DTG-printed wordplay graphic
  • Soft pre-washed feel
  • Machine washable

More Sir-level wordplay in our Dark Humor Apparel collection.

How does it fit?
Gildan 64000 Softstyle has a classic fit with a crew neckline. It runs true to size for most builds. Check the size chart above for exact measurements before ordering.

Will the print hold up after washing?
Yes. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing bonds ink into the fabric fibers. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low. The graphic stays vivid through 50+ washes without cracking or peeling.

How long does shipping take?
Each order is printed on demand. Production takes 2 to 3 business days. US shipping adds 3 to 5 business days. Total: typically 5 to 8 business days from order to doorstep. Free shipping on orders over $50.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide. International delivery varies by destination (7 to 20 business days). Duties and import taxes may apply and are the buyer's responsibility.

What is your return policy?
Because every item is made to order, we do not accept returns for sizing or preference. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, we will replace it at no cost. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo. View our full policy

Can I change or cancel my order?
Contact us within 2 hours of placing your order to make changes. After that, cancellation may not be possible as production may have already started.