Printify
Ships by ...
🇺🇸Fast US Shipping

where the f**k is my son (embroidered) Funny T-Shirt

$26.99
Color Light Blue
Size S
Buy 3, Get 1 FreeAdd 2 more to unlock the deal
Secure Ordering
Money Back Guarantee
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
Easy Returns
OEKO-TEX Standard 100 Cert No. 168252 - tested for harmful substances
US Cotton Trust Protocol Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Soft, everyday tee with a wink of ocean humor. Lightweight ring-spun cotton gives this shirt a smooth, breathable feel—easy to wear solo on warm days or layered under a jacket when the breeze comes in. A bright, hand-drawn clownfish sits center chest with bold, cheeky lettering above and below, creating a playful, slightly irreverent vibe that reads like a private joke shared between parents and sea lovers. The classic crew neck and clean silhouette let the illustration take the spotlight, while durable stitching and shoulder tape keep the tee looking fresh wash after wash. Wear it to family gatherings, casual outings, or lazy weekends at home when you want to bring a bit of salty humor into an otherwise ordinary day.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — smooth and breathable
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape for shape retention
- Durable DTG/DTF print placement on chest and optional sleeves; tear-away inner label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

How does it fit?
Gildan 64000 Softstyle has a classic fit with a crew neckline. It runs true to size for most builds. Check the size chart above for exact measurements before ordering.

Will the print hold up after washing?
Yes. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing bonds ink into the fabric fibers. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low. The graphic stays vivid through 50+ washes without cracking or peeling.

How long does shipping take?
Each order is printed on demand. Production takes 2 to 3 business days. US shipping adds 3 to 5 business days. Total: typically 5 to 8 business days from order to doorstep. Free shipping on orders over $50.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide. International delivery varies by destination (7 to 20 business days). Duties and import taxes may apply and are the buyer's responsibility.

What is your return policy?
Because every item is made to order, we do not accept returns for sizing or preference. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, we will replace it at no cost. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo. View our full policy

Can I change or cancel my order?
Contact us within 2 hours of placing your order to make changes. After that, cancellation may not be possible as production may have already started.