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Lightweight ring-spun cotton gives this shirt a smooth, breathable feel—easy to wear solo on warm days or layered under a jacket when the breeze comes in. A bright, hand-drawn clownfish sits center chest with bold, cheeky lettering above and below, creating a playful, slightly irreverent vibe that reads like a private joke shared between parents and sea lovers. The classic crew neck and clean silhouette let the illustration take the spotlight, while durable stitching and shoulder tape keep the tee looking fresh wash after wash. Wear it to family gatherings, casual outings, or lazy weekends at home when you want to bring a bit of salty humor into an otherwise ordinary day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) — smooth and breathable\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Durable DTG\/DTF print placement on chest and optional sleeves; tear-away inner label\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":46616128159798,"sku":"27952369468776902041","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46616128192566,"sku":"15360483202927740889","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":46616128225334,"sku":"18754072969448671894","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":46616128258102,"sku":"32348287431281608615","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":46616128290870,"sku":"51942113277831366273","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46616128323638,"sku":"98138424331750414860","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":46616128356406,"sku":"46656359203481920678","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":46616128389174,"sku":"30646740323914929595","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":46616128421942,"sku":"39183983259002495428","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46616128454710,"sku":"20309443345684514952","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":46616128487478,"sku":"11424479764960174567","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":46616128520246,"sku":"66816136386897240224","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":46616128553014,"sku":"20634126854938887157","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46616128585782,"sku":"48773167112045031623","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":46616128618550,"sku":"22313602785745039125","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":46616128651318,"sku":"15901910273598183889","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":46616128684086,"sku":"63729790155642525545","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46616128716854,"sku":"39372131906107425432","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":46616128749622,"sku":"14768055373007325008","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":46616128782390,"sku":"24636032178325545372","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/6860\/3446\/files\/4193621068208700705_2048.jpg?v=1781786642","url":"https:\/\/inkhaus.shop\/products\/where-the-f-k-is-my-son-embroidered-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Ink Haus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}