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Sir Cumcise Knight Dark Humor Graphic Tee

$26.99
Color Dark Chocolate
Size S
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Knighthood is earned. The name was assigned at ceremony.

The Sir Cumcise Knight Dark Humor Graphic Tee brings the medieval wordplay in full armor — a knight of the realm with a title that raises exactly the right number of eyebrows at exactly the right moment. The court has spoken. Sir Cumcise serves with honor.

Built on premium heavyweight cotton with an oversized streetwear silhouette, this tee holds the chivalric punchline with the dignity the title deserves — which is to say, it earns a laugh every single time. DTG-printed medieval graphic is detailed, bold, and worthy of the Round Table.

Perfect for medieval humor graphic tee fans, dark humor apparel collectors, wordplay streetwear enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates the intersection of Renaissance Fair energy and modern comedy.

  • Oversized unisex streetwear fit
  • Premium heavyweight cotton
  • DTG-printed medieval graphic
  • Soft pre-washed feel
  • Machine washable

More Sir-ious humor in our Dark Humor Apparel collection.

How does it fit?
Gildan 64000 Softstyle has a classic fit with a crew neckline. It runs true to size for most builds. Check the size chart above for exact measurements before ordering.

Will the print hold up after washing?
Yes. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing bonds ink into the fabric fibers. Wash cold inside-out and tumble dry low. The graphic stays vivid through 50+ washes without cracking or peeling.

How long does shipping take?
Each order is printed on demand. Production takes 2 to 3 business days. US shipping adds 3 to 5 business days. Total: typically 5 to 8 business days from order to doorstep. Free shipping on orders over $50.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide. International delivery varies by destination (7 to 20 business days). Duties and import taxes may apply and are the buyer's responsibility.

What is your return policy?
Because every item is made to order, we do not accept returns for sizing or preference. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, we will replace it at no cost. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo. View our full policy

Can I change or cancel my order?
Contact us within 2 hours of placing your order to make changes. After that, cancellation may not be possible as production may have already started.